He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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