I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just want nice things and good sex
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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