i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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