I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
tell me about the fingering
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