she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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