I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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