I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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