I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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