Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
