I showed him my bush... on skype.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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