I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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