so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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