is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
