we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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