someone get that fucking seahorse.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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