I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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