Christians are straight up FREAKS
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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