So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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