Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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