The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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