I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
it glows. i had to have it.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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