We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
A+ Viking dick
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