It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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