South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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