So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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