I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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