you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
