I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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