In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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