And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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