im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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