Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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