he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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