Kiss
Puke
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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