weddingsv make me drug and hornr
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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