I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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