her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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