Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I need a beard to bite.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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