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I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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