white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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