quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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