Can i not drive my cunt home
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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