i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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