Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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