And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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