Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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