I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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