Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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