we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
