yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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