i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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