Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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